Commentary on print, TV, radio and online media in the Omaha metropolitan area.
Updating the online forecasts 24 hours before Saturday's expected weather event and 48 hours after we first checked them:The Omaha TV station forecasts, alphabetized and in descending order:
People...it's winter. What do you expect?
Quite frankly, I am absolutely terrified. Most of you have probably never even seen ice before. But I have. And I dare say that Omaha is doomed. If we all live to see Monday, it will be a miracle of Biblical proportions.
I'm looking for a cave and some wood, any wood, and rations. My GOD, I have to get to the grocery store...The streets...they'll be in utter chaos for the next six months...!
What really disturbs me is that the President has not even made mention of this impending disaster. He doesn't seem to care that the Omaha area is about to be wiped clean off the map.
The president...? Heck...the Pope should be praying for deliverance from the wrath of God on Earth! I see another ice age upon us and a thousand years of darkness and sub zero temperatures!
Whats Tom Osborne Doing about this???? Damn It..Think Of the Children
I see another suit coming on from Ernie Chambers. There is no way that God should get away with this.
Wouldn't Ernie have to sue Mother Nature this time?
Way to go weathermen/meteorologists! Kudos to you all! Excellent job! Excellent precision! You generally only hear the negative comments on this site; for once, I wanted you to hear a positive. :)
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