Strangely, Ernie Chambers didn't field many phone calls on his public access TV show on Cox Channel 22.
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Of course he didn't -- that number was so everybody could call ME and bitch about the cops. He got me so pissed off I may just let Hal Daub take over as mayor next year.
The only "bash" on Z92 this year might be the sound that the little bearded guy (can't remember which is which) makes when he falls down & breaks a hip. Aren't those guys in their 50s or 60s by now?
if the Rolling Stones can still run around on stage and not break a hip.. Todd n' Tyler are just fine.. they sit on their butts all day.. they can wheelchair up to the mix board / mic if needed..
Why should I give da man a chance to talk s--t wit me. I'm Ernie Chambers and I invented the racist OPS split that gives my peeps in North-O 1/3rd the school budget. Why, it's better than robbin banks! In fact, I hope to recruit more of my afro-american buddies into state gov-e-ment. As George Jefferson would say... "We're movin on up... to da East Side."
Does anyone really think Ernie wants a phone call? He is too busy trashing society in general. Too bad he does not spend more time in his community trying to find out who the triggermen are. Such a shame.
Ernie, you did some good in the legislature...but how about doing some good in "your" community?
I suppose he still has access to his office phone until the end of the year, but I thought he'd already left because he didn't want anybody making a fuss. Who still dials 0 and makes collect calls, and how much did those calls cost us taxpayers over the years?
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Of course he didn't -- that number was so everybody could call ME and bitch about the cops. He got me so pissed off I may just let Hal Daub take over as mayor next year.
Sincerely,
Mayor Mike Fahey
"Did I hear a niner in there?"
Was Perrault a guest on the show last night?
Did they play Travia for exciting prizes (i.e. grey t-shirts)?
Was there an update called in from the Brummerphile on Shelia's latest trip to the grocery store?
Did Angry Wrestling Guy call in to promote the next ISU-IU Christmas Classic dual and describe what he was smuggling in his singlet?
Did they talk about whether or not Z-92 was going to have some kind of bash?
Did anyone come on the show to talk about embargos of crop circles that perpetuate midwestern stereotypes (i.e. lack of original ideas)?
Did anyone listen to Ron and Fez from 11 to 2 on XM 202?
Did anyone call to dissect the latest episode of CSI: Greater Greensboro area?
Most important, was Jess on the show?
Oh, none of these things happened? THAT'S why there were no collect phone calls placed, none of the good topics were being discusseed.
Was that one of those skits from "Mix Tape"?
The only "bash" on Z92 this year might be the sound that the little bearded guy (can't remember which is which) makes when he falls down & breaks a hip.
Aren't those guys in their 50s or 60s by now?
if the Rolling Stones can still run around on stage and not break a hip.. Todd n' Tyler are just fine.. they sit on their butts all day.. they can wheelchair up to the mix board / mic if needed..
Our numbers are way up, ah boddies!
I'll bet that really hacked off all the whiteys who wanted to call and talk sh*t with Ernie and get him all fired up.
Dear Cracker-Heads,
Why should I give da man a chance to talk s--t wit me. I'm Ernie Chambers and I invented the racist OPS split that gives my peeps in North-O 1/3rd the school budget. Why, it's better than robbin banks! In fact, I hope to recruit more of my afro-american buddies into state gov-e-ment. As George Jefferson would say... "We're movin on up... to da East Side."
--E.C.
Yes, big Ern....we all know your a racist. You really should consider a new PR person though. That photo shoot makes you look like Osama.
Good luck with your new job of doing nothing for noone. Wait...nevermind.
Does anybody know if Ernie has raised the price of haircuts at his barber shop yet due to the receission? I need a little trim in the back.
Don't tell Ernie you need a "trim in the back" -- you might get more than you bargained for if you know what I mean.
George Jefferson often spoke lies.
I have found that fish *DOES* fry in the kitchen...and it is possible for beans to burn on the grill
George never spoke lies...he just spun his version of the truth far too often.
Beans do burn on the grill...which is why you always put them in the pot BEFORE placing them on the grill.
Leave George alone... that was Weesey singin those lies.
Of course they didn't take any calls. Nobody could get through. Look at the phone number: 0-402-4741-2612
Dialing 0 gets you an operator.
If you were smart enough to avoid that, you got what appears to be an extended zip code.
Does anyone really think Ernie wants a phone call? He is too busy trashing society in general. Too bad he does not spend more time in his community trying to find out who the triggermen are. Such a shame.
Ernie, you did some good in the legislature...but how about doing some good in "your" community?
Maybe 040247412612 was Ernie's prison inmate #... or his 12-digit master card. I think I'll try it out at a North Omaha gas station.
I suppose he still has access to his office phone until the end of the year, but I thought he'd already left because he didn't want anybody making a fuss. Who still dials 0 and makes collect calls, and how much did those calls cost us taxpayers over the years?
If I smell like whiskey and b.o., that's my perogative.
What am I going to do now?
I'm going to go to Fremont and start fighting for all the illegals working at the Hormel plant.
Perrault is going to be my spokesman, and I have nothing else to say at this time.
-Big Ern
Career possibility for Ernie...
Hollywood producer in need of a black Moses for sequel to The Ten Commandments; retitled "Ten Things I Hate About White People".
...this could also be a role for Frank Brown.
That's Ernie Chambers?
Damn, I thought it was a story about the ThuderCats coming back...
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