Rusty Lord, a graduate of Iowa State University, joined the morning newscast on WOWT-6 on Monday. He will be the meteorologist on the NBC affiliate’s weekday morning newscast.Lord joins WOWT after working at KDLT-TV in Sioux Falls, S.D. While there, he was awarded “Best Weathercast” by the South Dakota Associated Press (2007).
A native of western Iowa, Lord is an avid sports fan and enjoys playing and watching a wide variety of sports, according to his WOWT bio. Lord, it says, also is a huge fan of Husker football and loves watching the Iowa State Cyclones play college hoops.
Matt Perrault ist ein Homosexueller
ReplyDeletebest weathercast by the South Dakota Associated Press??? How many TV stations do they HAVE in South Dakota??? Three??? Five???
ReplyDeleteThat's like saying you're the best Monopoly player in your family when you're an only child...
Who doesn't love Iowa State basketball?
ReplyDeleteSteve,
ReplyDeleteYou are the smartest man on the earth...next to me of course. That is exactly what I preach on a daily basis. I mean, how dumb is it that a person can like Nebraska football and Creighton basketball. They can't and if they do, they are stupid.
Steve, you and me should party sometime cowboy.
Saddle up!
Sincerely,
The Perrault
Crusty Lord??...sounds like Buddy Christ.
ReplyDeleteSouth Dakota is almost as bad as Canada. Go to back to where you came from.
I agree with the divided loyalties stuff, just shows that this town is all about front-runners who can't commit to anything 100 percent. CWS is only 12 days long, that's an easier commitment than a pro franchise.
ReplyDeleteThe previous post, not necessary to be that rude. Go back to where you came from? Brilliant analysis.
Like I said in another thread, Rusty Lord sounds like a great pron name. It can't be a birth name. No way.
ReplyDeleteWhat's a pron name? Rusty Load would probably work better.
ReplyDeleteKETV has a new reporter Melissa Fry it looks like she is from channel 8 in Lincoln. She seems solid.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to WOWT, Dusty Road.
ReplyDeleteRusty Lord --
ReplyDeleteDon't worry about your name. People used to call me Crusty Lord, but I showed them with my superior passing, and speaking, skills.
--Jamal Lord
Former quarterback
University of Nebraska
Good God, where has Melissa Fry been hiding?
ReplyDeleteOh yeah...KLKN.
Forget pron names. She has a pron mouth.
Regarding the number of South Dakota TV stations: well, there ARE CBS/ABC/NBC/Fox stations in Sioux Falls-Mitchell and another different set in Rapid City (except for the CBS station, which originates in Sioux Falls).
ReplyDeleteJammal, get the hell outta here. You know you were disbanned from the state of Nebraska when you and Crouch had a slapping fight over Quarterhack.
ReplyDeleteFINALLY! Jim Flowers can get some fishing done without having to worry about that weather nonsense ruining his weekend.
ReplyDeleteYes, Rusty Lord has an excellent porn star name. Better question: does he have a porn star body?
ReplyDelete"Evacujack Weather"
ReplyDeleteStarring Rusty Lord
Almost as good as
"Thanks for the Mammaries!"
and
"Saving Ryan's Privates"
But never to top On Golden Blonde. Doesn't someone named Rusty usually mean they have red hair? Maybe the drapes don't match the carpet.
ReplyDeleteWe are saddened in Lincoln to have lost Ms. Fry. She made Channel 8 worth watching and pausing when she appeared on screen.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy Omaha!
I think i need to get a job at KETV... either the news director or whomever is doing the hiring is turning that place into a mighty fine cat house! MEOW! Seriously.. get rid of Carol, Fubar, and Bill's wife and you got a nice package of sweater kittens!
ReplyDeleteMEOW!
Trust me, if you want to make it in this market, you need to wear something on your jacket, maybe you should try a rusty nail or something. Maybe someday junior you could be THE WEATHER AUTHORITY and everyone will get on your knees and kiss your Flower!!!!
ReplyDeleteRusty Trombone is the name! Scanning the skies of Omaha is my game!
ReplyDeleteyou say "Tor" i say "nady"
"TOR" "NADO"
"TOR" "NADO"
@ 7:27am -- don't forget Shiloh Woolman- How does this woman get a job on air? Her and John Chapman should be in radio!
ReplyDeleteWelcome Rusty,
ReplyDeleteWe hope you will make us your preferred stop when picking up Jim's daily flower. Call if you need directions!
Lilian's Flowers
3521 Leavenworth St
345-6202
It's "SHAVING Ryan's Privates"
ReplyDeleteGet your porn right.
Channel 8 in Lincoln hires some beautiful blonde reporters. Melissa Fry and Chriss Knight both came from that station before moving to Omaha. Too bad Chriss doesn't work at KETV too.
ReplyDeleteyes..i have always noticed that channel 8 is one for getting the "Eye Candy" right out of college! grrrrrrrr! good for husker sports!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm, Sweater Kittens, I like that thought. There must be a way we can incorporate that into Guerin and Jess Pajama Dance Party Hour hosted by Don Cornelius.
ReplyDeleteJess, thoughts? Maybe we could start with sweaters on you two and the dancers, then they come off to reveal the jammies that might have kitties all over them. I can hear Donny C. in that two-octaves-below-bass voice saying, "Oh, yeah."
Dang, I love the creative process.
Rusty "Space" Lord is heard on KFAB giving his little updates. He sounds competent. Then again, we'll see how he does when the storms hit tonight.
ReplyDeleteWait...I remember Rusty Lord on an old episode of Hawaii Five-O...Wait a minute...maybe that was JACK Load...er...Lord help me...
ReplyDeleteHoratio--what would I do without you and your fabulous ideas ?
ReplyDeleteI too am excited to see how "The Lord" does this evening. Flowers better watch out, his name is cheery and all but people flock to the Lord.
Hey Former 6 employee...How hot do you keep the french fry grease at McDonald's
ReplyDeleteHot enough to scald the roof of your mouth and burn the tips of your fingers so you can't anonymously blog anymore.
ReplyDeleteYou really think Jim will let Rusty have the spotlight tonight?
ReplyDeleteAnybody hear Knicely two nights ago say on the 10 p.m. that police officers were guarding the hotel room of the guy who carjacked, got shot and ended up at Woodhouse? You suppose hotel was on the teleprompter, or did he think hospital is spelled hotel?
KLKN doesn't have a *perfect* record of hiring hotties, 3's Liz Dorland came from there also.
ReplyDeleteShiny Jesus will be the new weekend anchor
ReplyDeleteHey Axel, thanks for taking up the fight, and I can't come up with anythig better than what you posted, so I'll just leave it at that.
ReplyDeleteBesides, it's probably just Dennis's way of narrowing down who I am from the 75 or so former employees that he and Adams have run off. He's going tohave to do a lot better than that to unmaks me. At least I have the nuts to not remain totally anonymous.
Hey Former 6, happy to help. Maybe when he's finally dumped he can guard a hotel door.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Jim's gone home for the evening -- KMTV and KETV are covering Thursday's storm and WOWT is once again out to lunch.
ReplyDeleteS.O.P.
Rusty, may I call you Rusty? I had a bad experience on this ride once.
ReplyDeleteBest all-time: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
ReplyDeleteAt June 19, 2008 11:04 AM Horatio Caine said...
ReplyDeleteHmmmm, Sweater Kittens, I like that thought. There must be a way we can incorporate that into Guerin and Jess Pajama Dance Party Hour hosted by Don Cornelius.
Jess, thoughts? Maybe we could start with sweaters on you two and the dancers, then they come off to reveal the jammies that might have kitties all over them. I can hear Donny C. in that two-octaves-below-bass voice saying, "Oh, yeah."
Dang, I love the creative process.
"Creative process"??? Er, uh, more like stealing other people's ideas? Just a couple of blog entries ago our Department got shot down for suggesting hotties and Hello Kitty jammies but got shot down for being to porn-ish... but now they're a go? Harry better get his royalties or we'll sic J-Dub on you!!! You'll have crop circles in places you never imagined you could have them!!!
"I don't know, Rusty, but when this is all over, your father may be going away for a little while."
ReplyDeleteAlex, I'll have favorite "Vacation" movie quotes including the name Rusty for $1,000
ReplyDelete"Rusty take care of Dinkins."
ReplyDeleteFlowers: Burn some dust here, eat my rubber!
ReplyDeleteRusty Lord: You mean burn rubber and eat my dust.
Flowers: Whatever Russ, whatever.
Nice try Harry Red, but jammies have always been part of the equation. All this did was add sweaters that could be removed to reveal the jammies. Nobody talked about inviting Randy West to remove the sweaters. Now crop-circling kitties, THAT could be pushing things.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering how long before we got our first "Vacation" reference.
ReplyDeleteGood talk dad. Good talk.
"How do you use a magazine?"
ReplyDeleteOn Golden Blonde is still a better name than Temple of Poon. They both might be topped by Crocodile Blondee.
ReplyDeleteum.. Sweater Kittens is a reference to ( . )( . ) b00bs!
ReplyDeletereeeeeeeally??? I had no idea....
ReplyDelete"I'm so hungry I could eat a sandwich from a gas station."
ReplyDelete"Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it."
ReplyDeleteDammit 10:49, you stole mine ! lmfao
ReplyDeleteEver bomp your bologna?
ReplyDelete"Surprised...? I don't think I could be more surprised if I woke up tomorrow with my head sown to the carpet..."
ReplyDeleteShitter's full...
ReplyDeleteRun Forrest Run
ReplyDeleteIs Rusty still in the navy?
ReplyDeleteClark: Could I do your back, honey?
ReplyDeleteEllen Griswold: I've already done my back.
Clark: Could I do your front?
Ellen Griswold: Go do your own front
Praise Marty Moose!
ReplyDeletePraise Marty Moose!
ReplyDeleteRusty: Hey, ya' got Pac Man?
ReplyDeleteCousin Dale: No.
Rusty: Ya' got Space Invaders?
Cousin Dale: Nope.
Rusty: Ya' got Asteroids?
Cousin Dale: Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.
"I don't think we're going to find the Grand Canyon on this road"
ReplyDelete"Ellen, its only the biggest god damn hole on the face of the earth!"
"Clark, watch your language!!"
"Make that second biggest..."
Romancing the Bone. Best porn title evar.
ReplyDeleteForest Hump wasn't bad either
ReplyDeleteWhere's the Tylenol?
ReplyDeleteMy sweet Lord
ReplyDeleteMm, my Lord
Mm, my Lord
Barbie, don't forget about Face Jam.
ReplyDeleteThrobbin' Hood.
ReplyDeleteThe Loin King and An Officer and a Genitalman are must sees.
ReplyDelete8 to 4, the sequel to 9 to 5 that didn't have Dolly Parton.
ReplyDeleteMatt Puurrrralt
ReplyDeleteDid anyone catch FUBAR's latest F-UP? Apparently wheelchair bound people can walk down ramps.
ReplyDeleteShe quickly corrected herself though.
Don't forget I starred in Vagablonde and Desparately Seeking Suzie.
ReplyDeleteWOWT's new promo. THE WEATHER AUTHORITY, THE LORD HAS COME.
ReplyDeleteEdward Penis Hands
ReplyDeleteShaving Ryan's Privates
ReplyDelete"Rusty Nail" - now that's a good porn name.
ReplyDeleteDone In 60 Seconds -
ReplyDeleteET: The Extra Testicle -
Free Your Willy -
Ghosthustlers -
Inspect-Her-Gadget -
Missionary Impossible -
Romeo in Juliet -
Star Whores
The Poonies -
Womb Raider -
Can we at least play a game with movies that I don't have to look shit up for !?!? That list is courtesy of dumbnerd.com. Yeah I had to look up pron names.
What's a pron name? And did you really have to look them up, or just go to the closet and thumb through the collection?
ReplyDeleteAnd you don't have Indiana Joan and the Temple of Poon?
Pron = porn.
ReplyDeleteDon't ask me why it just does.
Nope I really had to look them up, I thought some of the ones people had already said were fake. Porn isn't really my favorite genre.
Jess...it's about as confusing as how "own" is somehow translated into pwn in comptuerspeak.
ReplyDeleteWell, that makes it official. Time to put this horse down and start a new thread.
ReplyDeleteI concur ...
ReplyDeleteI take it Randy is intimidated by me.
ReplyDeleteNo, only Peter North has that effect. Always leaves such a mess.
ReplyDeleteI want to see more of Erin Andrews on ESPN, dammit...
ReplyDelete"pron" Hmmm... Jess, have you been hanging out with Fubar?
ReplyDeleteSounds like something she'd say.
Speaking of Fubar... what would her porn star name be?
ReplyDeleteFurbar?
Farah Fazalicious?
Booty Booty Bang Bang?
Channel 6 now has the weather TRINITY
ReplyDeleteJim "the weather GOD" Flowers
Rusty "nice talk dad" LORD
Andrea "HOLY CRAP" she's bad Rich
Brian Mastre called her "Andrew" yesterday during the 4 pm cast.
ReplyDeleteObviously a freudian slip related to what's NOT under HER slip...
Like you people are perfect when there's no teleprompter.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone else catch the KETV weather update at 7:25 am this morning? Weatherbabe Andrea Bredow discussed the temps for next weekend's upcoming "Memorial Day Fireworks".
ReplyDeleteShe's cute enough I think I'll give her a pass on that, though.
The weather doesn't happen until Andrea says it can.
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure the Lord has control over that one.
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ReplyDeleteIt's like this article was made for this thread:
ReplyDeletehttp://nextround.net/2008/06/24/top-30-porn-names-in-major-league-baseball/
Top 30 Porn Names In Major League Baseball
"This time of year we like to do everything in our power to make baseball interesting. Stuff, like, you know, going through all 30 team rosters and determining which players’ names sound particularly porn-ish.
Here are our favorites, divided into three convenient categories:
Wouldn’t Flinch If You Saw Their Name in the Opening Credits
1) Boof Bonser. Twins pitcher.
2) Grady Sizemore. Indians center fielder.
3) Nick Swisher. White Sox center fielder.
4) Chase Headley. Padres left fielder.
5) Boone Logan. White Sox pitcher.
6) Lyle Overbay. Blue Jays first baseman.
7) Brian Bocock. Giants shortstop.
8 ) Huston Street. A’s pitcher.
9) Kerry Wood. Cubs pitcher.
10) Corky Miller. Braves catcher.
11) Coco Crisp. Red Sox center fielder.
12) Ben Sheets. Brewers pitcher.
13) Brian Bannister. Royals pitcher.
14) Trot Nixon. Mets right fielder.
15) Matt Stairs. Blue Jays DH.
16) Dan Uggla. Marlins second baseman.
17) Chase Utley. Phillies second baseman.
18) Willy Mo Pena. Nationals left fielder.
19) Andy Pettite. Yankees pitcher.
20) Adam Eaton. Phillies pitcher
Guys with Their Own Film Series
21) Carl Crawford. Rays left fielder and star of the Hot Carl Crawford series.
22) Scott Proctor. Dodgers pitcher and star of The Proctologist Appointment trilogy.
23) Freddy Sanchez. Pirates second baseman and star of The Many Sluts Who Love Dirty Sanchez.
24) Kosuke Fukudome. Cubs right fielder and star of several Japanese titles. (Trust us, Fukudome in Japanese is just as dirty as it sounds.)
25) Roy Corcoran. Mariners pitcher and star of Corking Co-eds with Roy Corcoran.
26) B.J. Upton. Rays center fielder and star of Upton Goes Downtown.
27) Alex Cora. Red Sox second baseman and star of all ten Cored Out titles.
May Have Already Dabbled in the Industry
28) Elijah Dukes. Nationals center fielder. Dude impregnates 17 year-old foster children so we wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if he’s made a trip on set.
29) Jonathan Papelbon. Red Sox pitcher. We’re fully convinced the Pap is capable of just about anything.
30) Pudge Rodriguez. Tigers catcher. Just not the kind we’re into.
The MLB just got a bit more interesting."
That list is totally incomplete if it doesn't include former Chicago Cub Pete LaCock.
ReplyDeletePudge is an awesome name
ReplyDeleteThe list is incomplete until Rusty Kuntz makes the list
ReplyDelete11:15
ReplyDelete....wow....
2:43 -- the mental midget at 11:15 is just proof that the gene pool is too diluted.
ReplyDelete3:26 - Rusty Kuntz is a former Detroit Tiger and is now first base coach for the KC Royals. And yes, you are the one pissing in the gene pool.
ReplyDeleteThat's all fine and dandy, but the question on everyone's mind is: "Can they wrestle?"
ReplyDeleteI mean, that's what is most important....that and recalling mayors.......
7:48 - thank you for proving 3:26's point.
ReplyDeleteOk, On to a different subject worthy of a thorough bashing.
ReplyDeleteTom Park
H&H sure does know how to pick em. This guy has toolshed written all over him. He's a professional advertiser people!! He whores himself out to national car dealerships. Try calling up H&H and asking for Tom...I did and confused the hell out of the receptionist.
We need to get about a dozen people to call that receptionist and ask for Tom. Then, toward the end of the day, somebody needs to follow through and call saying, "Hi, this is Tom Park. Are there any messages for me?"
ReplyDeleteThe lady will be first in line at the unemployment office on Monday morning. Guaranteed...
757:
ReplyDeleteAwesome!!!
http://www.tomparkproductions.com/
ReplyDeletejust called em:
ReplyDeleteme: I want to buy a car, is tom there?
recept: No, he doesn't work here.
me: what? he looks like a used car salesmen...why doesn't he work there??
recept: ......
me: well, I'm not going to buy a car from someone that promotes a company and isn't on site to back it up.
He actually was there the day I was looking for a new truck, but he didn't know his ass from a hole in the ground when I asked him some specs on a Tahoe. He just made sure that I knew his name was Tom PARK, ya know the guy on the commercial, a commercial they were preparing to film right then !
ReplyDeleteI think he was truly under the impression that his name sells cars ...
Not sure who is the lesser of the two evils:
ReplyDeletePerrault
or
Tom Park
Frankly, if I'm going to by a car from ANYBODY in Omaha, it's going to be from Veronica Todd at Huber. MMMMMMMM....she's a tasty morsel.
ReplyDelete12:10 -- Tom Park is DEFINITELY the lesser of two evils when compared to Matt "I wanna be somebody" Perrault...
ReplyDeleteBest movie never made: Plump Friction.
ReplyDelete12:10 -
ReplyDeleteI think it's more like Perrault is the more evil of the two lessers.
So, how did the whole prank go? How many people called? For the next one, call a mortuary and ask for me.
ReplyDeleteRusty is a good fit for the weather authority. Bland. That's how 6 works. Any hint of personality is immediately squelched and replaced with robot-like delivery. Run, Rusty, run. Stay away from The Gray.
ReplyDeleteDon't buy a car at H&H. They have salesmen who don't know a THING about the vehicles. Then, they try to get you to put $15,000 down on a $22,000 car...INSANE. Also, who would pay $500+ a month on a Malibu????? These guys DON'T DEAL with you AT ALL.
ReplyDeleteLOVE the calling for Tom Park! :)
hi every person,
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